
Ohara Shoson 1926 woodblock print
We have no television. Instead, on a cupboard where the family telly ought to be, we have Bruce, our goldfish, in an aquarium. Occasionally, one of the kiddos' friends will inquire as to where we keep our set. Last night we lingered for an extra hour around the dinner table thinking up names of television shows that could be replaced with something, er, fishy. We came up with dozens. Yes, we are very competitive. Yes, we voted. 3rd place was Fish Steves' Europe. 2nd place was Fish Eye for the Straight Guy. 1st place went to the young man below for Desperate Fishwives.

Intellectually curious
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail,
"There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail!
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance:
They are waiting on the shingle - will you come and join the dance?"
~Lewis Carroll (pseudonym of Charles L. Dodgson)
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Fiercely competitive
What's your favorite telefishion show?
Go fishing. Delight in your family. Call your mother.





